I’ve been wanting to write something profound…and well, I’ve got nothing. So I’m going to give you a list of things that I’ve realized and hopefully I can help make your life a little easier!
1. When you’re out of bandaids a new pair of shoes is giving you blisters, masking tape works just as well!
2. Crest White strips are MUCH easier to put on when looking in a mirror.
3. It sucks, like really bad, when you run out of dog food and don’t realize til 9PM. I suggest not doing this and replacing your dog food when it gets low.
4. Children will throw whatever they can in the dog’s water bowl. Be prepared for a mess.
5. When scabs are picked they bleed. Usually the bigger the scab is, the more it bleeds…but not always. Pick cautiously!
6. Strawberries are DELCIOUS especially for desert following a meal of also delicious cauliflower, carrots, mac and cheese, and broccoli.
7. There is very little that is as exciting as picking your child up when you’ve been away from them all day.
8. Men are more likely to do what you want when you refuse to give them any and give them the silent treatment.
9. If your husband has his eye on an older restored camaro, chances are when he goes to the credit union, he’s not just checking his balance, he may be taking out another loan…and he may not have discussed it with you.
10. You may have to throw a freaking fit to remind your husband that we don’t make large purchases without discussing it first and he’s NOT getting the camaro until I say it’s okay.
11. Your older sister may REALLY REALLY get on your nerves, but your sister is your sister and you should just love them despite all their flaws.
12. Camping is WAY more fun when you have kids. I can’t wait to go in a couple of weekends.
13. Lastly, if you drink a gazillion tall cold glasses of water, you will have to pee a gazillion times a day. Like at least 4 times an hour.
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